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Reginald "Colonel" Smith


Like COTWs 9, 15 and 20, this week features a match pair, a couple of scoundrels appropriate for the late 19th century. The first is an independent trader with a lot of money (and influence) to spread around...


Reginald "Colonel" Smith; unsavory but very capable colonist

(c) copyright 2000 Volker Bach

Total Points: 92 Points

Age mid-50s; 5'10"; 300 pounds; a tall, blond, florid-faced and immensely fat man - wearing tropical linens and a monocle, as well as either a fez or a pith helmet.

ST 10  [-] - thrust 1d-2, swing 1d
DX 10  [-] - basic speed 5.25, move 3*, dodge 3
IQ 13 [30]
HT 11 [10]
WL 13  [-]
  *includes -2 Encumbrance penalty from Fat

ADVANTAGES: Ally (Sergeant Jimmy, 9-) [5]; Charisma +2 [10]; Courtesy Rank (Colonel) [6]; Disease-Resistant [5]; Language Talent +1 [2]; Legal Immunity (effective Consular jurisdiction) [5]; Reputation +3 (as being "in the know", among Traders in East Africa, 10-) [2]; Status 1* [0]; Wealth (Very Wealthy) [30].
  *free from Wealth

DISADVANTAGES: Bad Sight (Nearsighted, Correctable) [-10]; Broad-Minded [-1]; Fat [-10]; Greed [-15]; Reputation -4 (as "an unsavory old bastard gone native to a shocking extent", to Europeans, 10-) [-5].

QUIRKS: Uses offensive language; Lavish in his personal lifestyle; Makes friends quickly, and sticks by them loyally; Forgiving; Admires Arab culture, and collects books and antiques. [-5]

SKILLS: Accounting-11* [0]; Administration-13* [0]; Area Knowledge (Western Indian Ocean)-16 [6]; Brawling-10 [1]; Diplomacy-14** [2]; Fast Talk-14** [1]; First Aid/TL5-13 [1]; Freight Handling-12 [1]; Gambling-11 [.5]; Guns/TL5 (Rifle)-12# [1]; Guns/TL5 (Pistol)-11# [.5]; Leadership-14** [.5]; Literature (Arab World)-10/16 [1]; Merchant-16 [8]; Packing-11 [.5]; Riding (Horse)-9 [1]; Savoir-Faire-15**## [2]; Teamster-8### [.5].
  *default from Merchant
  **add +2 from Charisma when used as Reaction/Influence roll
  #includes +2 from IQ
  ##free from Status, and includes Arabic culture (see below)
  ###default from Riding

LANGUAGES: English (native)-14* [0]; Colloquial Arabic-12* [1]; Swahili-12* [1]; Persian-11* [.5]; Hindi-11* [.5]; French-12* [.5]; Portuguese-12* [.5]; Levantine-11* [.5]; Latin-12* [.5]; Greek-11* [.5].
  *includes +1 from Language Talent

EQUIPMENT

Reginald Smith dresses in tailor-made white tropical suits - Coorts of Calcutta - when meeting Europeans or Arab business partners. In private, or when entertaining friends, he prefers a flowing white 'country cloth' robe and richly decorated slippers. When leaving home he will always carry a heavy revolver in his coat pocket or belt, though as often as not it will be unloaded. (His revolver of choice might be the Webley No.1 .455 [p.HT124], or something like it.) He uses it to make wild gestures and intimidate native workers unfamiliar with his temper. He is also likely to have money with him - $10 when out for pleasure, up to $500 when on business, in a mixture of British and French bank-notes, gold nuggets, Maria-Theresia Thalers, Turkish and Egyptian coin and Company rupees. He is usually accompanied by servants with fans, a stool and his books and sometimes a few Askari (native mercenaries).

'Colonel' Smith's house is a treasure trove of stealable and saleable items - rich robes, silk cushions, gilt stained-glass lanterns, priceless Arab manuscripts, fine spirits, bales of trade cloth, stacks of ivory, spices, and coffee, and a zenana full of lovely native women. PCs invited here are likely to be quite overwhelmed, and burglars could make a fortune here - if they'll risk tangling with the guards.

BIOGRAPHY

Reginald Smith (he doesn't use his first name much) was born to the most boring of backgrounds. A rural Kentish parson's son, he received a fine education of the public school kind until the day he was sent to the Inns of Court to clerk at law. The boy hated every minute of it, especially since he was among the poorer pupils. Once in London he quickly left the practise of law for the more exciting world of foreign trade - high profits, the allure of exotic places, and a less respectable, filibustering image appealed to his active imagination as well as his native greed. Talented and eager, he quickly earned a position of responsibility in the trading firm of Strickland & Mercer. Eventually he even managed a partial reconciliation with his father.

When he turned 19, Reginald was sent off to work in the Bombay office of Strickland & Mercer. A punishment in most people's eyes, the assignment proved a boon to the increasingly unruly and abrasive young man. He throve on the challenge, the climate, and the brash, rapacious commercial culture of Britain's Eastern possessions. Neither the heat nor the fever seemed to bother him in the least, and he was swearing fluently in Hindi in no time. Judicious (and occasionally illegal) investment of his small stipend gave him a fortune of £1,000 by his 24th birthday. With this in his pocket he left the service of Strickland & Mercer and struck out on his own.

The intervening 20 years are a mystery. Smith himself recalls the period in many boastful and unlikely stories in which he casts himself as a colonel in the Egyptian Sudan army, a commercial advisor to the Maharajah of Gwalior, a commissariat officer in the army of Menelik and a gunner under 'Chinese' Gordon. Irrespective of how much of this is true (probably little enough), a few years ago he turned up in Sansibar as a brash white trader fluent in every local language and with his pockets bulging with money, ready to settle down. He bought a palatial residence and set up business with his partners on the continent.

This is pretty much what he has been doing for the last decade. He is well-connected over the entire area and has a knack for getting all kinds of goods at low prices whenever the market calls for them. Arab traders often rely on him to 'settle things' with the Royal Navy and owe him return favors. In his downtime he collects Arab books, antiques, tall tales of old Africa hands and native women. His house is hospitably open for adventurers and explorers, and he is always ready to underwrite crazy ventures that could be profitable. He expects to collect, though.

ENCOUNTERED

Reginald Smith is a loud, brash, overbearing man with a booming laugh, a crude sense of humor and the dirtiest mouth this side of Suez. Not exactly a pleasant person, he still manages to pull it off with some roguish aplomb. Renegade or adventurous PCs could even like him at first sight, though anyone with finer, civilised sensibilities will be quite offended the first time the trader opens his mouth. He certainly takes to strangers of all kind and will readily extend hospitality to Europeans stranded in his town.

Perhaps the "Colonel"'s main virtue is his ready generosity. He has a knack for deciding almost immediately who his friends are and will see to it that they lack nothing. His zest for adventure is little changed by his domestic life and he is happy to help anyone along whose plans are crazy enough to resonate with his own dreams of an 'African Trade Empire' opening up the treasures of the dark continent. He doesn't like civilisers and missionaries at all, though, and a disparaging comment about Muslims will get you on his bad list in no time at all. (Mind you, he calls them 'ragheads' and 'Mussulman niggers', but in his mouth the words resonate with a certain respect.) He also reacts badly to any suggestion that he could be engaged in slave trading - he owns slaves, but he would never buy and sell them commercially!

CANONICALITY

Reginald Smith has been built with -41 points of Disadvantages - a single point more than the suggested limit for beginning 100-point characters. If this is a problem, Broad-Minded can replace one of his Quirks.

Also, it should be noted that his Savoir-Faire at skill level 15 technically applies to his home culture, that of his native England; he is at a -2 (or greater) penalty (p.B64) in the Arabic culture in which he currently lives. Savoir-Faire doesn't take optional specialisations (aside from the several options listed on p.CI189), so in order to model Smith's equal familiarity with his non-native social surroundings, he was given a manoeuver as per the suggestions in the sidebar on p.CI165. Assuming a default of -3 and a manoeuver of Average difficulty (given a M/E skill), this cost 2 points. For the sake of simplicity, this cost was included in his normal skill list.

And finally, if Smith is to be adapted for use as a PC or if tight accounting is necessary, his background suggests that he could very well have a not insignificant number of character points put into the Contact (p.B234) and Favour (p.CI25) advantages, to represent a network of particular friends in high places. These were not written out, with the assumption that the GM will add them as the narrative requires them.

WHAT IF?

In terms of time and place, Reginald Smith is intended for a fairly specific locale - East Africa, somewhere between 1850 and 1900. A more genericised version of the character could fit into a Malaysian, Polynesian or Indian background, but it would probably not be half as much fun without the allure of a 'Dark Continent'. In terms of genre and setting, however, Reginald Smith can be used in a variety of ways, some of which will be explored below.

ADVENTURE SEEDS

Reginald Smith works nicely as 'background flavor'. Season to taste as an offensive European oppressor or a genial (if rough) expatriate. PCs could even have their expedition into dark Africa financed by him if they take his fancy, and even if not he is an invaluable contact for people trying to put together an adventuring party on its way to Solomon's mines or the 'Second Rand'. Given his interest in local culture and his extensive trading contacts he certainly should be a fountain of information. In any game where this plays a major role he is likely to have Occultism and Hidden Lore (East African Mysteries) at reasonable levels.

Bring Me The Head of Lourenco Marques (Historical): 'Colonel' Smith has begun negotiations with the Gaza north of the Limpopo river in order to secure himself a monopoly of the lucrative ivory trade. However, the Portuguese authorities in Mozambique may have reservations about this. That is why he needs somebody - the PCs, if they're up to it - to extend an invitation to the governor at Lourenco Marques and bring him safely (and secretly) to his Sansibar home to negotiate the requisite bribes.

Homeward Bound (Cinematic): Let nobody say that Reginald Smith has no heart. A young slave-girl he recently acquired has turned out to be the abducted daughter of an Unjamwesi chieftain from the highlands near Lake Victoria. The poor girl is heartbroken, and Smith sympathises. Indeed, he goes so far as to support - and even finance - an expedition by the PCs, on the condition that they return the girl safely back to her family. Of course, once they manage this they might well find themselves in the middle of a succession struggle - princesses don't end up in slavery just like that, after all.

A Treasured Collection (Horror): The PCs met Smith socially, and had the opportunity to look at his impressive collection of Arab manuscripts. In the course of the evening he entrusts to them his greatest wish - to find the two companion volumes to a crumbling, mouldy but priceless Abassid scroll, if possible before October next year when he 'wants to send the whole collection to the British Museum as a donation'. The PCs will probably take up the challenge, and acquire the scrolls. The manuscripts will be found in an isolated mountain fastness guarded by fierce tribesmen, but they can be secured by dint of great effort and bravery. If the PCs try to read them, they will seem fairly unintelligible, but clearly ominous instructions for a ritual the purpose of which is outlined in the third. If they don't they will return unprepared to a changed, brooding, cruel Smith whose gratitude is far from the exuberance and ready generosity they have come to expect. He is compulsively looking for twenty 'suitable' slaves, and very soon the stars will be right...

- written by Volker Bach (volker_bach@public.uni-hamburg.de)
- editted and formatted by andi jones (andi@angelwerks.com)

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